tough laugh

found this on teddy's blog..
just had to put this up for those who dont read teddy's blog. not that he updates it much!. heh.

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These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things attorneys actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters ,who had to suffer from the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. The last two are the best … Have a nice weekend, ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?__________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? __________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

i didnt send you an sms. it was a short text message

i am so sorry everyone.

i jinxed it. right after i said i finally have internet at home, it disappeared.

FOR A MONTH!.

i mean its not like its something i can catch with a net right? tho it is the interNET. its supposed to already BE in the NET..

ok that was stupid. whatever

yeah, if its stupid, its pink.

oh yeah, that kinda reminds me of hello kitty

i bought a 'goodbye' kitty tshirt today. haha

aaanyways. i start work on wednsday. blerrghh.

but ill be in ING under investments so hopefully that'll be interesting

and if its not, expect frequent updates on my blog during working hours yeah? haha

tmrw is my last freee dayyyy.

what to do, what to do??

no, im not gonna stay at home in front of the screen just because the internet finally gave up its hobo life and decided to return home.

oh yeah, i STILL dont have austria and paris pictures. dont even begin with jakarta, bali or bangkok.

so if any of you nova boys read my blog, i need pictures from nickelsdorf and bratislava if you have any.

and mars, i want disneyland pictures!

see.. not my fault!!

so, please tell everyone that im back, dont stop visiting this blog please please please

put it back under your favourites so that im just a click away.

you know, as opposed to a whole www.insidesoraya.blogspot.com away?

oh but i do have one picture of nova rock. (the rest were of my face at different angles. i kept taking pictures of myself because i wanted to see how tanned i got. we didnt have the privelage of a mirror you see, and i wasnt about to believe what the boys kept saying)

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relax all your muscles, just hope your hearts in one piece

too bad i fell for it

internet at home is finally back up yahoo.

finally went for my first luciano class for the summer. more to come.
he still dances like a monkey, but all is cool. fun fun.

ookay. no major updates.. and of course i still dont have paris and the nova rock trip pictures yet. so me. its 4 am, i havent finished packing. i havent really started. i really should coz i know ill wake up late and i have to be at the airport by 12pm.

to those of you not in the know, i got a bad sunburn in austria. im still recovering and i so know im gonna bake myself again in bali. so get ready for baked, peeling, bombed in the face soraya when i get back yeah.

funny msn updates(not said by me but by those named below):
budi wants to come over and scratch my head because he thinks im feeling quizzical
faisal is a super duper crapper like a tukang karut and is ready for the open sea

ok i dont know what that was for but its 4 am and theres not much left to do. budi is one of the few people whod actually still be around to layan me on msn at this hour and faisal is on the other side of the world. is this really jet lag or is it just because the internet is ok already. haha.

let there be sleep.

there wont be any updates for a little over a week.
but i shall come back with stories.

here's a little bit of paris