sixpence non the wiser

oh wow, my birthday is coming up!
i kinda need a new camera (that new canon ixus with the fisheye feature will do), a new ipod, new tortoiseshell horn rimmed glasses (my thick frames are too heavy to wear 24/7 and my eyesight is getting worse), a pair of SENSIBLE heels (because i cant bring myself to buy a pair, will always end up buying 5 inches n above), rock candy toywatch, a gold nooka watch(or the one with the multicoloured stripes will do), what else what else, a one way ticket to the end of the rainbow, a gold and purple unicorn (and a carebear while you're at it), liposuction, a nose job, (im kidding im KIDDING!), hmm i actually really want a nice, big, loud, oldschool type alarm clock (u know the round faced ones with the 2 ringing bells on top) and a pair of monkey faced bedroom slippers (these r pretty doable right?), ok lets give out some doables. i want a nice gym bag, a pair of 10lbs dumbbells, new running shoes that r mudproof n arent white!...k i still want that unicorn.

no cakes!
a birthday salad will do.

so, since u got through all that,
any takers?

got about a month to save up.