2 monkeys and a waddling duck.

thank you girls for the loud weekendful of non-stop laughter
and mars, thank you for thinking it was normal behaviour when yameen and i went out of our way and tried sooo hard to act like little kids just to annoy you.
yeah, it didnt work.

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this is the story of the sushi bar.

once upon a time, three girls trudged along the cold wet streets of birmingham (like three blind mice) in search for a sushi bar where they were told had an 'all you can eat' sushi revolver belt for the price of 6 pounds. (amazing, one plate normaly would normally cost 2-3 pounds) and believe you me, those blind mice had more than enough plates to display at the end of their meal.
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however, they were a tad disappointed when they realized that the restaurant only put out rolls that were made with veg. they thought 'hey, we braved the rain to eat veg?'. it was then that they started complaining loudly. albeit in malay (so that nobody in the restaurant would understand). " kenapa tak kasi ikan punya dish, ni bukan sushi ni sayur n nasi!" "apalaaa, takkan ni je".. not a second after, the sushi chef set out plates of salmon sushi and some-other-kind-of-fish sushi on the conveyer belt.

you should have seen the beaming girls who immediately grabbed several plates to satisfy their craving for 'ikan' sushi. satisfied, they took to talking about their now favourite sushi chef whom all this while had been looking at them in a rather questionable way. .. "saya tak rasa pemasak ini orang jepun". said mars. soraya then replied "eh, saya rasa muka org ini macam org jepunlah!. mungkin bukan, tapi masih ada kemungkinan yg dia org jepun" to which yameen agreed " ya mungkinlah" as did mars"ada kemungkinanlah, tapi mungkin dari negara lain yang terdapat orang yang muka seperti dia"

all these things were said rather boldly and loudly although they were seated right where the chef was making more sushi as they knew he wouldnt be able to understand malay so it did not matter. after time was spent talking about the facial features and possible origins of said chef, soraya and mars started craving for tamago yaki 'the egg/omelette sushi'. "yaya, kalau ada sushi telur kan bagus" "omg yeah mars, saya mahu makan sushi telur sangat-sangat" " korang ni memang suka sushi telur ehh?" said yameen.

miraculously, 30 seconds later, the chef placed 2 plates of tamago yaki on the belt. seconds later the chef made yet another plate of tamago yaki but this time, instead of putting it on the belt, he offered it straight away to soraya. amazing, a psychic sushi chef!. finally the rather weird chef looked across the belt and started a conversation with the girls "kamu dari malaysia? saya selemban"...mars, being polite started asking him about his work here and carried on the conversation. while that was going on, yameen having no qualms 'kind of' said in a rather loud voice for all to hear " patutlaaaa!!! NAK TELUR KELUAR TELURR!!!.. dia boleh fahammlaaaaa".

and im quite sure he heard, and understood the last bit as he did the rest.
the end


and for that and that only, they have now become the new faces of coca cola.





they are now in the midst of recording their coca-cola jinggle and hope to introduce coca-tamago yaki to the market.