oh boy

look what came in the mail today
very funny nissa!

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as per usual i was facing my laptop screen late into the night yesterday
and suddenly i see a green spider floating some 10 centimetres from my head
hey wait a minute, spiders dont fly.. they swing from webs.
and then with some squinty eye concentration skills, i see a thin web thread
and it started from the top corner of my laptop, all the way to.....
my head!.

whoa!! have i been sitting in front of my laptop THAT long!!!
i mean, spiders have time to build cobwebs in abandoned corners of haunted mansions.
NOT in between ppls heads and their laptops!.

so i get up and went to wash my face, thinking i should finally hit the sack.
then i walked over to my dressing table and started applying my toner with some facial cotton.
ahhh ... so cooling. but smells a tad odd.
it was after i finished rubbing my whole god damn face with it that i realized what i was actually applying on my face was NAIL POLISH REMOVER!.

shit shit shit.

so i quickly grabbed my moisturizer n unscrewed the top (dunno how this would help but whatever)
after trying pointlessly to squeeze moisturizer out i realized that what i was holding was actually my DEODORANT.

shit

I HAVE BEEN IN FRONT OF MY LAPTOP THAT LONG