leap and the net will appear

my cat wawa has not been around for 2 days and when i saw her in front of the house right before i left earlier on, i was pleasantly surprised.

soraya: ehh! wawa dah balik!

guard: yeah saya tanya dia tadi kenapa tak balik 2 hari

soraya: lepas tu?

guard: dia kata dia pergi penang 2 hari.

and upon returning home

guard: assalamualaikum malam!
soraya: hah? apa tu? mana ada assalamualaikum malam
guard: betul la. sekarang malam bukan siang.
soraya: -_-


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at laundry.

random guy: omg hey are you an actress?
farah: umm
soraya: yeah she is
random guy: ohh yeahh ive seen some of your plays. could i have ur contact number?
rendra: if u buy me a drink she'll kiss you.