JUST FYI:

now i cant possibly get on with life when everyone believes me to be something i am not. so contrary to what all of you have been thinking, NaY! i am not and have never been the ring leader of the four monkeys. im sorry to disappoint you guys. but ya'll have to eventually come to the terms that you do NOT know a famous monkey.

however,......
there IS a fourth monkey!

INTRODUCING: SHIZARU

The fourth member of that ancient Chinese reminder to behave one’s self, our delightfully innocent little chimp sits nicely, legs crossed and hands folded, with an impish look in his eyes that will gleam right back at you.

and yes, the fella is covering his crotch. guys, please take note! he is the 'do no evil' monkey

and NO, he is NOT my cousin or anything of that sort